When God created Man, He said "I have good news and bad news." upon asking God for the good news God said "I am giving you two extraordinary organs. The brain with which you can be on top of the food chain and use it to create other extraordinary things and make the right decisions through life. The other is your manhood with which you will experience extraordinary pleasures." Upon asking God what the bad news was, he replied "But I will give you only enough blood for one organ to work at any one time."
Being a man at 32, with three failed relationships under my belt I wonder if I was using the right organ when I decided to commit to these relationships.
My friends around me, some married (I am aware of the concept), some single and most in a relationship. Am I the odd one out? Am I unsociable? Not really, its only been 45 days since my last relationship ended. My ex decides to breakup just a week before Christmas, is that legal ? Shouldn't there be law against breaking up before holidays or am I the only one who feels this way? In her defence, I must mention she is French. Am I sad, not really. Disappointed yes.
Why blog ? Its my conscious effort to use the right organ before I commit to a relationship. In the last 45 days I have turned down three advances. How long can I keep this up ? Don't know. This blog is dedicated to my resolution - thy shall not give into temptation but stand strong to find Mrs. Right.
